... Three Banana, Four

Very Messy Behaviour Warning

 previously on MissBehaviour...

One Banana, Two Banana .... showed how an offhand remark can be twisted to some nicely wicked and completely unexpected fun. But as I hinted there, another wicked possibility stirred in my mind, could be linked beautifully and a few weeks later was sprung on unsuspecting (but ultimately extraordinarily giggly) victims, in a session that became simply hot.

s1 had been chatting with me, when a girlfriend (familiar with and involved in her lifestyle - I'll refer to her here as J) was around. I'd chatted with both of them before (and they had done some joint challenges set by MB) and they were interested in some directed 'fun'. In previous weeks s1_v (s1's femme cuck and my occasional surrogate) had made sure there were adequate supplies of suitable objects for one particular scene. It was obvious that the girls had everything needed: time, inclination and horniness, as well as a clear desire to get very messy. This was a suitable juncture to develop the theme and surprise them.

The girls were ordered to strip and await orders. Nervousness was clear, while s1_v, who was going again to act as an assistant and my partial surrogate, arranged the props: these would include a large plastic sheet and worn underwear for later use.

I started by reminding them of s1_v's fun with primates... she'd had to red-facedly confess to J all about it on a previous occasion and naturally J had laughed uproariously at her embarrassment. But now they had to turn their attention to numerous bunches of bananas on the floor.

"Now you remember that a certain young 'lady' enjoyed wanking her 'banana' with chimpanzees?"
... Nods ...
"you, ladies, are going to be female chimps thoroughly enjoying 'real bananas' - lots of them..."

We agreed that chimps didn't have the cleanest of table manners, or indeed any other noticeable form of tidiness, which is why the sheet was there.

Then I gave them their first exercise... to see if they could find anywhere to hide some bananas....

Well - they set to, and searched amongst the 'folds and crevices' (as Mick in UCTMW so eloquently phrases it) looking for possibilities. Soon they had both found openings of promise. They'd been told to try to hide four bananas between them, so slowly they stored them in the 'caches' - it was helped by the fruit being rather firm, and that surprisingly some of the holes apparently had auto-lubrication. The others holes offered entry after some additional oral persuasion.

By now the lady chimps were very proud of themselves and not a little flushed by their total success in "Hide the Banana". But they were complaining about being a little hungry (poor things...) So as a reward I had to let them eat something... but it shouldn't be too easy for them. They had to find where they'd hidden that fruit...

Their faces beamed and they set about trying to find those convenient little caches again. Now as we've said, chimps have no table manners worth considering, so you will not be shocked when they ate their sustenance directly from the storage containers. It got very messy and somehow various nooks and crannies got very damp, whilst the chimps were obviously enjoying their impromptu feast, to judge from the moans and shrieks.

Well once you've got them started, you really can't stop can you? They were still hungry of course and wanted more of the tasty treats, hoping for a lovely medley of flavours. So blatant stuffing and gorging became the next item on the menu...

Later on, we decided that a little more modesty was called for, so the chimps were persuaded to put on some (old) bras and panties. But they'd sort of forgotten where the squirrel stored his nuts, and a little later the wisdom in choosing old underwear was demonstrated.

The 'tea party' actually took about 2-3 hours in all, but at the conclusion, two lady chimps, grinning madly from ear to ear, and with exceptionally messy appearance, declared that they wanted another similar treat. This they did on another occasion, but then it got even dirtier.