... Three Banana, Four

Very Messy Behaviour Warning

 previously on MissBehaviour...

One Banana, Two Banana .... showed how an offhand remark can be twisted to some nicely wicked and completely unexpected fun. But as I hinted there, another wicked possibility stirred in my mind, could be linked beautifully and a few weeks later was sprung on unsuspecting (but ultimately extraordinarily giggly) victims, in a session that became simply hot.

s1 had been chatting with me, when a girlfriend (familiar with and involved in her lifestyle - I'll refer to her here as J) was around. I'd chatted with both of them before (and they had done some joint challenges set by MB) and they were interested in some directed 'fun'. In previous weeks s1_v (s1's femme cuck and my occasional surrogate) had made sure there were adequate supplies of suitable objects for one particular scene. It was obvious that the girls had everything needed: time, inclination and horniness, as well as a clear desire to get very messy. This was a suitable juncture to develop the theme and surprise them.

The girls were ordered to strip and await orders. Nervousness was clear, while s1_v, who was going again to act as an assistant and my partial surrogate, arranged the props: these would include a large plastic sheet and worn underwear for later use.

I started by reminding them of s1_v's fun with primates... she'd had to red-facedly confess to J all about it on a previous occasion and naturally J had laughed uproariously at her embarrassment. But now they had to turn their attention to numerous bunches of bananas on the floor.

"Now you remember that a certain young 'lady' enjoyed wanking her 'banana' with chimpanzees?"
... Nods ...
"you, ladies, are going to be female chimps thoroughly enjoying 'real bananas' - lots of them..."

We agreed that chimps didn't have the cleanest of table manners, or indeed any other noticeable form of tidiness, which is why the sheet was there.

Then I gave them their first exercise... to see if they could find anywhere to hide some bananas....

Well - they set to, and searched amongst the 'folds and crevices' (as Mick in UCTMW so eloquently phrases it) looking for possibilities. Soon they had both found openings of promise. They'd been told to try to hide four bananas between them, so slowly they stored them in the 'caches' - it was helped by the fruit being rather firm, and that surprisingly some of the holes apparently had auto-lubrication. The others holes offered entry after some additional oral persuasion.

By now the lady chimps were very proud of themselves and not a little flushed by their total success in "Hide the Banana". But they were complaining about being a little hungry (poor things...) So as a reward I had to let them eat something... but it shouldn't be too easy for them. They had to find where they'd hidden that fruit...

Their faces beamed and they set about trying to find those convenient little caches again. Now as we've said, chimps have no table manners worth considering, so you will not be shocked when they ate their sustenance directly from the storage containers. It got very messy and somehow various nooks and crannies got very damp, whilst the chimps were obviously enjoying their impromptu feast, to judge from the moans and shrieks.

Well once you've got them started, you really can't stop can you? They were still hungry of course and wanted more of the tasty treats, hoping for a lovely medley of flavours. So blatant stuffing and gorging became the next item on the menu...

Later on, we decided that a little more modesty was called for, so the chimps were persuaded to put on some (old) bras and panties. But they'd sort of forgotten where the squirrel stored his nuts, and a little later the wisdom in choosing old underwear was demonstrated.

The 'tea party' actually took about 2-3 hours in all, but at the conclusion, two lady chimps, grinning madly from ear to ear, and with exceptionally messy appearance, declared that they wanted another similar treat. This they did on another occasion, but then it got even dirtier.

Is that a Dress?

MissBehaviour previously promised to show you some of her outfits where correct selection of underwear is crucial. I try to keep my promises. These three dresses were all bought, at quite a reasonable price, from a San Francisco treasure-house (Foxy Lady) some years ago.

© MissBehaviour 2011

The first two definitely count as slinky, being made in a tightish stretch ciré.
The blue one was the first purchase, but suffered from the zip (on the right hand side from armpit to waist) being too heavy and silver. It wasn't that difficult to find a matching blue one and replace it.  Then came the 'chore' of finding suitable underwear.

I love sheer-to-the-waist tights, so clearly that was one problem solved. A tight narrow thong with waistband truly at the waist would work as well, it being necessary to ensure 'flatness' as the dress was going to be clingy. Close examination reveals that the waistband might actually be a little too tight.

© MissBehaviour 2011

Now to deal with the problem that the German word büstenhalter captures ideally "How to hold the bust". The dress was going to be very clingy and one-shouldered. Would a bra work, or would it be necessary? Well, small forms were in order (this is a dress where you definitely don't want bits peeking out at all), somewhere in the 36C size, a little smaller than MissBehaviour's normal bosom. And lo... the dress was tight enough, with a little assistance from some small light adhesive pads, to hold my bosom in place all evening. This dress was a success.

© MissBehaviour 2011

A later purchase was the same dress in scarlet ciré. Now we're talking. With the zip again being replaced with a colour match I knew exactly how to wear it of course. And it made just the impression I wanted.

The one sleeved arm all in shiny scarlet gives the asymmetry real pizzazz. All the accessories were naturally in matching colour, and even my thong was shiny red, though my admiring public were not to know that. A tousled hairstyle completed the 'casual but elegant' whore-like look.

A real favourite that has been worn on many occasions.

That Dress

© MissBehaviour 2011

A few years later, Liz Hurley had made some considerable impression with 'That Dress'. But MissBehaviour found (again in Foxy Lady) a dress in burgundy stretch velvet that might have a similar effect in her circles.

With the experience of the stretch ciré numbers it was clear that the underwear wouldn't be too problematic. The pantyhose would have to be as sheer as possible. The thong would be nude. And the waistbands of both would have to be very carefully placed to be hidden by one of the bars across the oh-so-provocative split. But it worked, and a single glove on the unshouldered side (unfortunately not in burgundy but black velvet), full hair and some diamanté completed the look I really wanted.

Again - an outfit that has been worn many times.

On training a sissy...

...to be comfortable with themselves:

As a girl

As a naughty girl

As a misbehaving girl

To set things straight, right from the start:

MissBehaviour does not do feminisation.

She doesn't insist on sissy maid's dresses, fluffy fripperies and little-girl outfits. She doesn't insist on always being madeup fully for Mistress, or always fully femme. And she positively detests having to make every dressing decision for a dim 'wannabe girl'.  Other Mistresses may do that, and sissies who want such order, clear and continual direction and certainty can find such help elsewhere.

What she does do is help those who are already on the 'femme' path enjoy themselves more. This can take many different forms: mental play, dress-up, developing relationship as a girl, intercourse (cyber-social mostly but not always) are some examples. But part of this help could be classified as specific training - measures chosen deliberately to push them that little bit further forward, give them experience, make them comfortable, pique their interest and so forth. And as I've mentioned many times, I expect very imaginative response in return - my harem has such a quality.

Other Dom(mes) will of course have different views on how sissies should be developed, and some may be in strong disagreement with my (soft) approach. But my harem seems rather happy with the results.

There is rather more carrot than stick in such training - MissBehaviour is actually a softie at heart^[1]. There are two broad classes of such training I employ: dares & challenges and 'member-conditioning'.

Setting imaginative challenges for members of my harem is hard mental work! But often worth it - the risk, thrill and that 'extra push' can frequently help to move to the next stage. However I need to gather my thoughts together and build a post that discusses the sorts of challenge and dare in a 'rational' manner, with lots of examples. When that appears it will be linked from here. In the rest of this post I'll discuss 'member-conditioning', as my readership deserves something naughty.

Member-conditioning

Some of my harem have, within their own context, come to terms with the bisexuality required or buried within them: to acknowledge it, accept it, embrace it and enjoy it by being girls. And MB has I hope played a useful role in that process, through listening, chatting, encouraging and providing exercises and training.

s2, s6 and s7 are very good examples. Each has grown from a (near-) cuckold position to a point where they love to be girls for a (dominant) male. Whilst each situation is different (and I'll let them clarify/correct via comment), all three had some common 'training' from MissBehaviour, with the full knowledge of the appropriate partner.

All three had clearly been labelled 'inadequate' by the partner and already well down the femme road. What they were beginning to face were situations where their sexuality couldn't be directed towards the female, but would have to find other channels. Channels that would probably involve a male somewhere along the line.

So the requirement was to get them comfortable with, and preferably strongly attracted to the male in a sexual sense. And to do this in a slow gentle way that doesn't scare, but does progress forward. MB's technique is slow exposure to lots of suitable imagery, and occasionally video material, while sometimes chatting or sometimes for solo study.

ImageFap is an excellent source of all sorts of suitable collections. We might start with some of couples together where she's told to focus on the male member in the picture, but the context still has familiarity. Later we'll move onto collections of anonymous manhoods, in different states of arousal. This collection is one that was used with some of my subs. They are of course encouraged to arouse themselves in this process and tell me what they feel. Mild teasing helps and the focus is aimed strongly at the manhood not the man. Orgasm is certainly encouraged as reward for success - Pavlov might have been shocked.  'Homework' assignments might be close study of a collection for an hour or two, with self-arousal demanded.

Later on (and the process will take weeks if not months) we'll move onto larger examples, again getting them to focus just on the male member, and with some constant quizzing on their feelings^[2]. At this stage 'cuckold comparison' can be another useful technique helping them to come to terms with their situation and make a positive from their growing interest in another's more-than-adequate manhood.

A naughty exercise at this point is to get them to watch out for well-endowed 'lunchpacks' when they are out shopping (preferably for very girlie underwear of course) and fantasise about what they might contain. Reports are expected and naturally they will be fully femmed underneath during such exercises, if not totally en femme.

By now they will be very comfortable and strongly interested in large endowments, and typically I'll then start to get them focussing on 'male product' as a desired outcome. Sucking exercises on anatomical dildos are perfect at this point, though often that has happened previously. And naturally their own juices can be used as part of this training.

Now they are getting very comfortable with the idea at least of performing oral sex. When and if they do this for real is of course highly dependent upon the situation, but the partner is often involved in engineering a suitable and humiliating opportunity. When that stage becomes apparent I love to get them fantasising about kneeling to perform for their first time... talking them slowly through the idea of unzipping the lucky man and that first touch leading to wicked delights. And afterwards of course they love to report details to MissBehaviour.

I'm sure some 'graduates' of this programme will like to add their own comments.

[1] For some, carrots would be more probably used for nefarious purposes rather than being eaten, though those individuals probably count the illicit use as reward enough.
[2] Yes - I know you're wondering: does MissBehaviour have similar 'interest' in the member. Yes, but only when both parties, including her, are elegantly dressed TVs!

One Banana, Two Banana ....

It was all s1_v's fault. Really
All down to an offhand remark

s1_v is s1's feminised (and cuckolded) husband, and whilst she suffers and enjoys torment at the hands of her mistress, she also sometimes acts as a physical surrogate for MissBehaviour in punishing s1. She has been well trained in appropriate arts by her mistress, provides excellent commentary and makes it possible to ensure s1 is pushed right up to her limits when MB requires. As part of the reward for such valuable service she is often permitted, or rather instructed, to have a session of excessive masturbation, something both I and s1 agree can be just as humiliating, and much more fun to watch, than denial.

After a particularly successful session disciplining s1, we allowed her such a 'treat', which she thoroughly enjoyed: "i went into the bedroom and masturbated frantically like a chimp on heat"

Now one thing my harem is beginning to be aware of is that MissBehaviour is very sensitive to serendipitous ideas and opportunities. This was one of them. My antennae twitched and a wicked idea developed - just how extensively wicked only became apparent some weeks later. Sharing this with s1 was the first stage - she laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and we agreed to spring the surprise on s1_v on the next suitable occasion.

On opportunity duly arose - s1_v had performed some useful service and deserved a treat. So she chatted to MB and I told her she'd be allowed a  nice long 'self-abuse' session. We also agreed that 'doing it' with others was better than alone.

Now to spring the trap.

© Univ. of Western Ontario 2009

I reminded her of her previous remark. Wouldn't she love to play with herself along with others doing so on video: like chimps on heat^[1]? So that is what she was ordered to do, watching the videos intently, for about an hour. Progress was checked occasionally by s1 of course, who was then enjoying a nice long chat with her Mistress.

Such fun and so humiliating and something that can be, and was, used to tease her mercilessly on subsequent occasions. She even had to tell one of s1's girlfriends (who's completely in the know about and is an occasional player in their lifestyle) all about her 'primate session', with a very red face I assume.

But MB had already the inklings of another related and wicked theme, involving fruit. An opportunity to spring this second deliciously dirty trap on worthy prey arose a few weeks later. And soon I'll give you details...  

[1] No - no links here - but a cursory search with appropriate terms will bring up a surprising set of videos of our-near-primates shamelessly enjoying themselves.

Secrets of the Harem

Sometimes, it may amaze you, MissBehaviour is actually wrong

Yes, really: wrong

Previously in musing about a suitable collective noun for my set of subs & sissies I'd rejected harem as not quite right. I'd even thrown it out as a challenge to my 'pets' to suggest a suitable alternative. But on second thoughts, harem is actually perfect:

• All are female or femme or advanced femme wannabes
• All are partly owned, controlled, advised or trained by or otherwise beholden to MissBehaviour
• There may be too many of them: just sometimes one has to be ignored to concentrate on another; sometimes too many at once are exhausting
• They have a loose pecking order, I have favourites, and they clamour for some attention from me
• All have interesting or even loose morals or imposed moral positions
• All relish wandering around lightly clad in the flimsiest (or even filmiest) of ladies underwear. (Some even mince)
• Sex overtones or play are central elements for all of them
• There are others trying to get in, to taste the delights

Given those reasons then I'll collectively call them MissBehaviour's Harem. (I could even allow them to sign themselves post-nominally as sMBH I suppose ;-)

New Girls on the Block

I've implied that there are some other loosely attached or would-be members of MBH. Ones who feel a bit left out. So here are some additions, using the same sequential anonymous nomenclature:

• s9 is a little different from most, being very strongly interested in slips and similar elements of lingerie, and completely unable to 'pass' as femme. She particularly seems to enjoy the embarrassment & humiliation of shopping for them, searching out those fast-disappearing small lingerie shops, where she is in embarrassed heaven if she can try on the garment under consideration. Meeting (dominant) mature TVs with similar underwear interests is her next step.
• s10 has been withdrawn at her request.
• s11 is an occasional contact who has been strongly feminised and totally humiliated by a Master & Mistress, along with his wife, who has been (well crudely)  sluttified. This is a case where I am mostly just a listener to 'confessions'.
• s12 is a delightful recent find, courtesy of mutual contact with another member of my harem. She shares some qualities with MissBehaviour: elegance and style, wit, intelligence and imagination and is of comparable maturity and size. She's extremely flirty, which requires teasing as a common riposte. Somewhat smitten or even infatuated, she's had the honour of being appointed official proof-reader to her Mistress' blog. (The score was 3-1 in her favour on this post.)

The Harem Roll

In future MissBehaviour's Harem will contain a roll-call of the current members, with suitable details of their proclivities.

The Tracey Emin treatment

One of the most satisfying things for MissBehaviour is when a certain amount of plotting (especially nice with a sub's partner) generates a situation which is fun, intense, dirty and sufficiently impressive to become part of ritual.

Such was the case a few months back for s2. She'd come a long way since the early days and was getting quite comfortable with Master's frequent visits to Mistress (her wife). Indeed she was starting to long to see and assist with their steamy sessions, not least because of Master's impressive manhood. (Cuckold comparison had been carried out a few times: almost three-times was the measured factor, partly helped by Master being from a group renowned for 'size'.) At the same time s2 was slowly developing the #2 woman identity - no longer remotely male, but definitely the subservient woman in the increasingly comfortable threesome. (Bi and Large - Cuckolding with a Twist shows a similar growing solidity in a threesome, albeit of course with a different sexual slant and a sub-Domme dilemma.)

But of course the subservient position needs occasional reinforcement, perhaps with some harsh reminder of status administered without warning. Such was the case that I suggested/plotted with s2's partner.

Master arrived for a couple of days, s2 assuming that she'd at least be able to watch them (as is usual and not an uncommon way of increasing cuckold humiliation.) But this time as Master and Mistress were preparing to enjoy themselves, rather than just 'set-to' in the lounge or go to the bedroom, they diverted to s2's room, went in and closed the door firmly, ordering her to kneel outside. (Naturally she no longer sleeps in Mistress' bed and has her own fairly plainly furnished room.)

They then went about their sex play 'hammer-and-tongs', being especially vocal, taking their time, enjoying multiple possibilities and so forth. s2 outside was in no doubt what was happening on her bed. A little while later, she was called in to find them lying on the bed, whose sheets had been totally trashed - stained and crumpled (though not torn..) She had to carry out customary 'cleanup' and then they both waltzed out laughing, to return to their room for more play and sleep. Mistress very offhandedly ordered that s2 was not to tidy her bed and would have to sleep in those sheets for the rest of the weekend.

Since then that humilation has become part of ritual, her bed often being the first point in a visit where Master and Mistress have sex. Sometimes s2 is permitted to watch, and in those circumstances the 'marking' of the bedclothes can become almost ritualistic, such as Mistress deliberately rubbing sheets and pillows between her legs, before, during (?) and after coitus, her 'husband' watching all the while, knowing she will have to sleep in the detritus.

They've even on several occasions ordered her to lie under her own bed while they indulge their passions above. Clearly this has become a wonderful part of their enjoyment and s2's humiliation and a strong message of reinforcing her position as #2 woman at best. I'm sure however that there are times when she adores and is aroused by feeling and smelling all the signs of her betters' hot sweaty sex sessions, whilst she drifts to her solitary sleep and Master & Mistress continue to indulge in the main bedroom.


Why the title? Well Tracey Emin created an infamous work which involved some similar 'trashing'.

Elegance, Poise & Correctness

Sophisticated see-through
© MissBehaviour 2011

What does MissBehaviour get out of all this activity? Well firstly of course it is something of an ego trip, but why not? As she knows she's elegant, I may as well share it, not least with my subs and sissies.
Many of them haven't seen my elegant image before, though of course they have through conversation pretty clear pictures of my personality. To treat them, and amuse others, you'll find images of MissBehaviour scattered throughout this missive.

Domme of the 60s?
© MissBehaviour 2011

Image is important and for me getting things just right is a nice challenge. I'm not a great 'spend hours on makeup' girl (though somehow putting on false eyelashes has been a cinch right from the word go, and even occasionally lower lashes) but I do like to get the outfits right.

Casual but stripped for action
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If I'm going to be a Domme, then I'll chose suitably. Black, scarlet, see-through, even white. I have some interesting ideas for Domme outfits in grey - hopefully they'll see the light of day soon.

And fabrics can matter. I'm particularly fond of (OK mildly aroused by) slinky, stretch fabrics - these days of leggings are euphoric, and the Rago long-legged all-in-one can be positively orgasmic. But in certain occasional circumstances PVC, (soft) leather and rubber feature: the Domme rubber nun - black catsuit, wimple and floor-length veil, can be devastating.

If I'm going monochrome then it has to be complete... leopard print means everything leopard, even down to the handbag, earrings, bra and thong. And correct choice of underwear can also be an enjoyable criticality. A few very revealing dresses require very careful choice and positioning of both bra and thong to acheive desired effect. (I'll treat you all to a small choice gallery of pictures of said soon.)

Sometimes (o  )(  o) is nice
© MissBehaviour 2011

One of the joys of a TV is being able to 'dial-a-bust', and whilst 36D^[1] is my 'normal' size, when circumstances warrant a smaller bosom can appear, even sometimes with just a push-up bra. Good breastforms are a godsend and the most worthwhile items in the tranny's arsenal.

But then again, fun can be overflowing if I decide to be a BIG girl. And big girls can get upto L cup these days, though this does tend to be a private affair - I rarely go out in public in anything larger than an E cup ;-)

In other posts MissBehaviour will describe more about the (mental and physical) enjoyment she gets out of and with her sissies and subs, but for the present I'll leave you with three nice final images:

Red devilry + wine...
© MissBehaviour 2011

.. but laughing in Scarlet
© MissBehaviour 2011

Elegance and tight trousers
© MissBehaviour 2011

[1] UK size 14 for those interested, though 12s are becoming a little more common

All about Aunties

s4 is a wonderful example of the young TV who indulges and develops her passions courtesy (usually unknowingly) of her Aunt. She's a very sweet girl who loves to be given dares (almost always involving masturbation) and MissBehaviour has in the past used her imaginative powers to indulge those whims - it's the balance between enjoyment, thrill and risk that needs some careful choice.

She often has 'home-alone' time at her Aunt's house. (She's not unique of course. Perhaps four other occasional correspondents of mine have similar opportunities, sometimes house-sitting for upto 2 weeks.) Naturally in such circumstances, Aunt's wardrobe is explored thoroughly, not least her collections of lingerie and underwear. And of course many of the dares centre around that wardrobe: sometimes indoors, sometimes out, sometimes in private, sometimes semi-public. As a flavour of some of them, here are brief details of a few of the dares:

• Dressing as Aunt and playing with herself completely at Aunt's dressing table, then continuing to wear the 'damp' garments for the rest of the day.
• Enjoying the elegance of a pink trouser suit coupled with the thrill of desparation from a full bladder, leading to the inevitable 'accident', and consequential arousal, treament and release.

• 

  A tranny dream

  Going and buying herself (in drab at that stage) some underwear while dressed underneath extensively in Aunt's underwear. Thrill was increased by being ordered to masturbate during the expedition, thus experiencing both browsing for and purchasing the new lingerie whilst feeling distinctly 'moist'
• Going and buying herself a bikini. The lady sales assistant actually teased her (him) a little when a pink bikini with modest frills on the pants was acquired.
• The last dare was then well-compounded by getting s4 (who by now could be 'girlie' in public) to sunbathe in a local quiet park in her new bikini. This was later further enhanced by daring her to 'enjoy herself' in her panties whilst bikini sunbathing again in that park. This she did.

Since that point s4 has developed in leaps and bounds. Now she has made contact with a possible 'Aunt' (mature TV, codename A, to whom I've chatted) where there is possibility of a nice relationship developing, including the hope that A's wife (who's also of naughty persuasion) might be similarly interested in a 'naughty niece'. Hopefully there will be more to report in future.

Excessive can sometimes be fun....

s3 is an interesting case. We've chatted for probably the past 2-3 years, with the usual mixture of sessions, dares and so forth. She is a 30-something closet very mild transvestite, with a rather nice wife, to judge by pictures. She loves to masturbate (don't we all dear?) and likes that to be part of her 'core values'. Recently she's been gently persuading her wife (who is ignorant of the TV aspect), to be a little less shy about her own 'self-abuse', and they've started a little bonding as, how shall I put it - well, as she does right to the point: "Mr & Mrs Wanker".

s3 has various modes of enjoying herself, including some phone-sessions with a certain lady that are frankly almost, alright - absolutely filthy. During a few of those supervised remotely by MissBehaviour, she developed the ability to 'pass the guilt barrier' and enjoy 'repeat business'. This has become a useful skill subsequently.

MissBehaviour is always of course eager to assist such developments and employs a variety of training aids in the process, including suitable imagery. ImageFap is an invaluable source of all sorts of such filth, covering a very wide spectrum. While browsing through some offerings with s3 I stumbled on the lady to the right. I don't quite know why, but she immediately 'clicked' for s3 (omg+++). The confidence, the statuesque pose, her 'size', her mammaries, those gorgeous tan marks with the fascinating cleavage feature....

Confident and Statuesque

I'm always first to pounce on an opportunity to exploit such serendipity, so immediately announced that this lady would become an iconic figure for s3 and worthy of worship. Quickly she was designated WankQueen Caroline (well - let's call a spade a shovel and it makes her memorable) and s3's worship could start.

Over the next week, s3 took her task of worship to heart, indulging on several occasions. As a real test, WQC then 'ordered' a  four-fold worship session. She was up for it and of course with MissBehaviour's supervision set off with some alacrity... The first two were relatively easy but by play-the-third she described herself as 'lagging'. By dint of patience and encouragement (much of it rather filthy), climax was acheived again. Nearly within sight of the goal and after a little breather, s3 went that extra mile, producing 'a little dribble' - drained but satisfied and proud to have completed her icon's order. Naturally both WQC and MissBehaviour were delighted.

A little later, during the 'calm-down', s3 astonished me by saying she wanted to 'do it again - now'. And she did, with all of MissBehaviour's tricks, teases and aids to hand (the countdown is a particular favourite.) Five-in-a-row over a little more than an hour- now that's what I call worship!

What is Truth? .... is it Real?

Philosophical Musings Warning

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog

Who knows? Does it really matter? How many of the tales from my 'stable'^[1] are true? Given the large doses of fantasy obviously not all is fact, but a lot of it clearly is.
Of course we all do envelope ourselves with cloaks of mild anonymity (and layers of cloaks) as a core part of our way of life here, so there is uncertainty and at times, doubt.
As may be apparent MissBehaviour has not (yet) physically met any of these fortunate individuals (two are Stateside so that's unlikely anyway), so evidence is indirect. But I do have good reason to believe most of what they tell me, for the following reasons:

• In some cases I have good photographic evidence to back it up. (No - these are not shareable... they are strictly private between sub and Mistress, though one does involve lipstick kisses of considerable intimacy.) Of course with some there is mild or extreme reluctance to furnish such (you know who you are) and I rarely push things too hard. (Wannabes that roll out the limp excuse 'my camera is broken' have been weeded out long before they get the privilege of even getting on the waiting list for my 'chosen ones'.)
• When you've been chatting to someone for a long time, often with many hundreds of thousands of words exchanged, you really do get a sense of their personality and genuineness. Of course they may be absolutely superb actors (and given my premium on imagination this is of course a risk), but keeping that up consistently over months and months would require almost a split-personality..... oh!
• Why would someone expend over months energy and dedication required to satisfy MissBehaviour's demands for imagination? Sure - she's worth it in the end, but as a 'lark'?
• In a few cases I often chat to their partners and then it's definitely clear I am talking to another person - s2 is a good example, where her partner and I sometimes arrange little surprises for s2. And in a very torrid 5-hour session with s1 and one of her lady friends, involving loads of bananas^[2], her feminised husband was acting as a surrogate for me (she will feature in other posts and will be identified as s1_v). Then most definitely several people are involved.

Does it matter? Well, not really... in the end we get the enjoyment. Those lovely occasions where everyone's switched on and you can bask in the warm glow of an exceptional mind-fuck.

[1] I'm not entirely satisfied with using 'stable' as the collective noun. 'Harem' might be better, but even that lacks something. A prize is offered for the best alternative. My sissies/subs are ordered to put their thinking caps on. 
[2] You will hear about that another time.

Follow the Lingerie Road.....

Much of MissBehaviour's pleasure comes from making naughty but useful suggestions to her 'sissies'. In the case of s6 I've been doing that off-and-on for some time, since I first encountered her when, in the early throes of cuckoldry, she had been 'farmed out' by her wife to another Mistress for feminisation training. Since then s6 has progressed steadily to physical separation from her wife and settling down full-time with a Master, effectively as His wife. Along this path MissBehaviour has, I hope, helped with little suggestions, exercises and other forms of training, some of which will be described at another juncture.

Recently, as s6 has settled down well into 'married life', I've been chatting to her about means to help add a little more 'spice' into the (monogamous) relationship. Now she's generally comfortable with her Master and loves to give him pleasure, helping 'bring out the whore' in her is one of the directions. Luckily she often has a little advance notice of Master returning home so an early 'dare' was to be kneeling in underwear right by the door, and give him an immediate oral treat. This proved satisfactory.

One of the latest in this line of episodes from 'whoredom 101' (as our colonial cousins might phrase it) involved a trail of lingerie. This trail of discarded undergarments^[1] led from the front door right to the bedroom, where the 'whore' was already on the bed, on all-fours, with her well-lubed pretty little bottom on full display for her Master. It apparently had just the right effect, him laughing and then moving swiftly to take advantage of the opportunity.

Even more pleasing was that after Master had fulfilled himself, and whilst still entered within, he let or even enouraged s6 to have her own orgasm^[2]. Mission accomplished!

[1] s6 might care to furnish details of which underwear she chose.
[2] MissBehaviour is a great believer in mutual orgasm... chastity and denial in her opinion should be not frequent, short-term, and used for effect only. 

If you liked this ..... you might enjoy.....

It will not have escaped attention that MissBehaviour is somewhat late in entering the 'blogosphere'. This might be even more surprising, if I tell you that her 'tv vanilla' website started in 1997 (and was updated reasonably often until 2003) and that she had, in work-life, built her first website in 1992-3.

But somehow the development of automated constructors ('never as good as a hand-built job') passed her by - never ever looked at Facebook, Twitter? what's that? - you mean they use txt as the medium!!? In fact she'd even be prepared to endow a Chair of Anti-Social Networking^[1] at any university^[2]. But now she's succumbed to the blog, grudgingly admitting that Google's offering here is pretty well featured, easy to use and with an ability to add some of her own HTML 'nicities'.

One of the other drawbacks of course is the plethora of dross that inhabits these 'self-publicist' spaces (MissBehaviour of course isn't involved in ego-stroking one iota.)  But amongst the sea of stuff with poor subjects, organisation, writing, and even spelling, to say nothing of grammar, there are a few jewels. Ones that are both well written or otherwise composed, fascinating, witty, on appropriate (and naughty) subjects and worth more than just the casual scan: worth following. Here are some thoughts about the first three I've selected.

• Under Contract to My Wife is written by a US Midwestern professional couple, describing the kinky elements they've added to their life to reinforce their marriage (and with some hint about repair in the past). Unsurprisingly the wife is the dominant force, with a devoted slave who is now under contract, and often spends time most days both with 'manhood locked away' and providing oral services 'between the moist folds' as he so gracefully terms it. But whilst the scale and thoroughness of the relationship are impressive ('worship' might take place several times a day, including in visits at work), there are some other lovely and surprising aspects:
  
  • The slave's cock is used quite often, one might say even frequently;
  • they have a switch two hours once a week, and use it;
  • Mistress also has a cyber-Master with whom she has phone sessions almost daily, involving frequent use of a well-known high-powered toy amongst other things.
  The blog is extremely well written, witty and updated nearly daily, mostly by slave, but not exclusively. Their description of a long road-trip to New Mexico skiing, along with truculent teenage daughters, whilst still blogging on filthy subjects and maintaining their D/s life is very amusing.
• Bi and Large - Cuckolding with a Twist  chronicles the developing relationship a trois in New England between a feminised 'hubwife' michelle, her Dominant Mistress Dianne, and Her Dominant Mistress (and naturally lesbian lover) Sandra. In many ways a wet dream for a submissive transvestite.
  The author, Diane, is loving being balanced twixt the states of Domme and sub, while in recent months, as documented beautifully in the blog, being introduced step by step into true submission to (Hh)er^[3] Mistress, through a superbly restrained, but increasingly committing series of dates, visits, orders, actions and just plain hot sex. And it becomes very clear that it is a threesome, as by associativity, 'hubwife' is sub to Sandra - thus far this involves domestic service, but further options may result. Serious meetings to discuss what they are doing are part of the relationship, with a very clear order of precedence.
  Both Mistresses have excellent imagination. Many must have laughed at an hilarious case where michelle was ordered to drive back again to Sandra's after a day's domestic toil. She had failed to fold the toilet-roll end properly... the pièce de resistance was Sandra insisting that michelle dress again in her maid's outfit to complete the task to Her satisfaction.
  The blog is written superbly and with really much love - details of 'hubwife's birthday treat, her last fuck with her wife, are particularly poignant.
• Bad Penny Blues Something completely different. I can do little better than quote the strapline: "A motley circus of erotic imagery of interest mainly to transvestites, sissies, femdom fans, retro-erotics, auto-flagellants, lingerie fetishists, the luridly curious and similar riff-raff." I like the riff-raff, but a lot of other words also come to mind, including cornucopia, hotch-potch (I'd love to use Hobson-Jobson as well, but it doesn't quite fit), bric-a-brac, menagerie and possibly even shambles (enunciated as Terry-Thomas would, naturally). Updated typically thrice weekly, each dose is 20-30 pictures and drawings involving, but not limited to, TV fetishism, forced feminisation, punishment of the male posterior, well-padded ladies and retro foundation wear. There are always a couple of pictures which raise a wry smile or even raise something else. And of course Bad-Penny manages to capture the mot juste for each collection (or for the ladies occasionally the just moist). Worth following for the fun.

[1] Groups in Anti-Social Networks have a maximum membership of 1 of course.
[2] Either of them
[3] The Capitalisation convention gets exceptionally tricky when the subject is permanently 'switching'

Every little (or preferably large) helps...

As part of the continuing programme of elucidation into my submissives and their fun, I should introduce s1 through one of the first of her assignments. This happened not long after we had first made contact, and MissBehaviour was naïve (yes really...) about just how bold and imaginative she is....

It started with a little simple precursor.... a challenge to do some shopping while plugged. She seemed to rise to that with alacrity, though she admitted she'd done that before. So I suggested (in those days I 'suggested' - now the term is an order that can be suspended if circumstances really warrant) that next time she should purchase a certain firm green long cylindrical 'fruit' (which it is technically) and use it on herself in the carpark of the store.

Well, she went to her local branch of a certain well-know, little-helping, UK supermarket, actually plugged in her other hole and as she admitted, feeling nervous and wet. Checking out with two quite large cucumbers was a mite arousing and soon she was back at the car.

Practicality indicated a reasonably short skirt.... easy access but long enough to preserve modesty with fruit ensconsed. A damp, almost wet thong on the passenger seat would give contra-indicative signs however. s1 is nothing if not inflicted with some nymphomania, so it wasn't long before she had full-depth stimulation.

A car pulling up next to her might have been cause for concern, but the occupant walked off unnoticing. Our girl doesn't let something like that put her off her stride and soon she was enjoying a climactic sequence. Later a woman also parked and may well have seen something, but by this stage s1 was too far gone to stop, merely 'hunkering down' to reduce exposure. When that lady returned with her shopping s1 didn't even lower her skirt to preserve modesty (in her own shameless words: "i didnt hide, left my skirt pulled up, my freshly shaven naked cunt on display with the cucumber hanging out ") and the viewer merely smiled...

Mission accomplished, my sub drove home, thong and 'instrument' all sopping wet, on the passenger seat beside her. Later of course she reported to me.

That was the start of an interesting sequences of challenges, some of which will be described for the readers' pleasures.

Sissies sometimes get into trouble...

Today brought an amusing little session with s7, who is quite charming and always eager to please, even perhaps to the point of asking permission in the silliest of situations. ("May I open the link?" "silly girl... did you think I'd give you the link for any other reason?")

s7 had charmingly furnished a picture of her creamed lace knickers from a previous session, which certainly pleased MissBehaviour, but then said she had something naughty to confess. As always MissBehaviour is very willing to put time, effort and trouble into helping sissies relieve themselves of some of their burden of guilt, so I was happy to listen.

s7 had, as usual, worn the underwear her Mistress had chosen, and was tasked with laundry duties during the day. The bad bit was deciding that Mistress' blouse and skirt, which were 'for the wash', and had been worn by Her as an ensemble to work the previous day, were so nice that she, s7 wanted to wear them. And she was so doing throughout our little session. This infraction of rules laid down by Mistress had begun to weigh heavily on her mind, as well it should....

MissBehaviour of course ordered her to remove those outer garments immediately and ring her Mistress directly. Mistress was certainly not pleased, one might say not pleased at all. As the damage had been done, She suggested s7 should remain in the offending clothes (with underwear creamed in addition) as a mark of shame until Mistress returned home - MissBehaviour concurred. And that some suitable and severe punishment would transpire later in the day.

I look forward to hearing about, and possibly reporting, the consequences of this serious lapse of judgement by s7. Interested parties might even furnish some further details here through comments.

What is MissBehaviour? Who is She?

One has to be elegant © MissBehaviour 2011

Well... it's one of my TV outlets for a lot of imaginative and sometimes downright sexy fun. As I am an elegant transvestite who can project a very classy domme image at times, and loves to be imaginative, playful and firm but not cruel, then cyber-'toying' with sissies and similar is fun, and is I think, much appreciated by those with whom I indulge. MissBehaviour works at her peak with those who similarly spark in reciprocative imagination, where we both build considerable shared thoughts (many of which can be much more than simply risqué), ideas and straightforward play. Where She does not work is with the 'please feminise me Mistress' brigade. Like many Dommes, the last thing we want to hear is "Anything you wish Mistress" - that is only acceptable with those we are very close to, and even then rarely.

I'll illustrate this by discussing some of my current cyber-stable. To protect the 'innocent' (ha!) they'll have simple identifiers, and many of the details will be elided, altered in specifics or just omitted. However: i) you will get a sense of the fun this all entails and ii) those individuals involved will clearly recognise themselves, and I trust in many cases feel proud that MissBehaviour recognises them.

• s1 is the cream of the crop. A lady who is both Domme and sub, she is very beholden to MissBehaviour, having completed many interesting assignments, and subject to a lot of online domination of various real-time forms. She is highly intelligent, exceptionally and filthily imaginative and a dominant cuckoldress to her feminised husband (s1_v), who is by agreed associativity, also submissive to me. She and I converse a very great deal on much else beside the dominative sexual control.
• s2 is a feminised cuckold who is very happily developing into a #2 woman role in her wife's new and very deep relationship. I discuss, 'train' (such as becoming much much happier with the alpha male in the 'family', and his impressive manhood) and generally encourage her. I also have much pleasure in chatting at length and making very useful suggestions to the cuckolding wife.
• s3 is a husband who very much enjoys the pleasures of masturbation, and is successfully developing mutual abuse  fun with his rather nice wife, who it appears is becoming less shy about her own needs. He likes to enjoy himself in somewhat risky situations, especially some on the phone that can be a bit hair-raising, and of course ladies' underwear figures rather strongly, both to wear and 'enjoy'.
• s4 is a young rather sweet TV who is developing girlie habits and fun originally from indulging opportunities with his aunt's and his mother's wardrobes... She likes 'dares' which she has been executing very well, and is often apologetic if she can't manage something due to real-life circumstances. Her 'life' is just beginning to include others, with a 'Daddy' and 'Aunts' featuring on some rare occasions.
• s5 is a closet single sissy who wants to be shamed and exposed (don't they all ;-)) and like many is in it for the risk thrill. Excessive masturbation is a vital ingredient, as is a 'shrine' at her home. She gets given assignments to shop for ladies underwear in interesting circumstances and revels in the fact that the manageress of one ladies lingerie shop called her 'a pervert'.
• s6 is another cuckold who has developed and now taken up full-time with a Master for whom she is really settling down to be a satisfied wife. I help her with suggestions for 'spicing up' some of their relationship. 
• s7 is a sissy who's been developed slowly by her wife over several years and has just had her first 'male' sexual experience. I've given some interesting semi-public assignments in the past.
• s8 is a precocious little brat, again very very imaginative, who's beginning to explore a new persona and 'world', sometimes with MissBehaviour and s1 directing her simultaneously.

At long last - a Blog!

I've held off for so long.... always with the excuse of wanting to do a better technical job on re-engineering my website. But let's face it, that's not going to happen for some time. Meanwhile let's see what 2.0 technologies can offer... such a long long way from those very first web sites I explored and built in the early 90s.

Here I'll write about some of my TV enjoyments, especially in assisting those individuals who are fortunate enough, interesting enough and most importantly imaginative enough to get the attention of MissBehaviour.